No vapes
‘No vapes? I’ll just take those knives then.’
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‘Do you know we could earn this much being junior doctors?’
‘Just speeding up the compensation process.’
‘I’ve got my 18-month-old playing darts.’
‘The police were very good. They arrived within minutes and said there was nothing they could do.’
‘The wise men departed unto their own country another way.’
‘Isn’t it time you started thinking about Christmas?’
‘You know how you always enjoy a good ghost story on Christmas Eve, Charles?’
‘Frankly it’s a relief to quiz someone who was good at their job.’
‘Spare a tenner for a cup of bubble tea?’
‘Honestly, he’s as gentle as a kitten!’
‘Come on, kids. Dad says we should go out for a drive while it’s still legal.’
‘Dad, can I have a dangerous puppy?’
‘Mind if I vape?’
‘Do you remember your first unwanted kiss?’
‘My word! I thought the only one of these was in the British Museum!’
‘Do you ever worry that he’s being bullied at work?’