Green belts
‘We’ll have to tighten our green belts...’
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‘We’ll have to tighten our green belts...’
‘He might get back in...’
‘Do you have any “Sorry, I’m not going to apologise” cards?’
‘It’s even gone down badly with the floating voters...’
‘She’s hobophobic.’
‘There are votes on the line.’
‘You can’t blame the hound, so I blame the Baskervilles’
‘They say that on a clear day you can see the end of the Ulez.’
‘Getting evacuated from anywhere nice this year?’
‘We found racism, sexism and elitism.’