It’s to block phone calls
‘It’s to block phone calls from Nigel Farage.’
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‘It’s to block phone calls from Nigel Farage.’
‘They ought to axe hereditary peers to ease House of Lords overcrowding.’
‘I trust I can rely on your sympathy.’
‘All political careers end in failure, but this is getting out of hand.’
‘At last – a safe seat.’
‘If I put my mind to it, I can boycott 500 literary festivals a day.’
‘It’s €5 to get in and €50 to get out’
‘If I’d known this was going to happen, I wouldn’t have bothered with the gender-reassignment surgery.’
‘I’m going to treat myself to Garrick membership’
‘What IS a woman?’
‘Left at the Turkish barber, right at the Turkish barber, cross the road at the Turkish barber...’
‘You must feel terribly isolated in the Conservative party.’