I’m going back to work at home. The coffee shop politics have become unbearable
‘I’m going back to work at home. The coffee shop politics have become unbearable.’
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‘I’m going back to work at home. The coffee shop politics have become unbearable.’
‘He’s waiting for Labour to build more houses.’
‘The naughty step now and think about your toxic masculinity.’
‘Will you spend the rest of your lives with me in a house share?’
‘He’s multitasking.’
Pandora’s box
‘Now can I have one without your phones?’
‘I identify more with social media.’
‘It’s not a conventional family, but we love our AI.’
‘You said I need to cut down on my screen time, so I’m leaving my homework.’
‘The years before you can get them a phone are so demanding.’
‘Go on then, just one more cat video...’
‘Right everyone. It’s 7.59. Phones at the ready. Let’s see if we can get Bob a GP appointment.’
‘What’s happened to us? We used to look at memes together.’
‘He’s refusing to eat his spinach. He has a point though – it may contain forever chemicals.’
‘I know it’s not crypto, but say thank you.’
‘I no longer have to listen to him. I encouraged him to start a podcast.’